{"id":1149,"date":"2016-07-20T23:32:22","date_gmt":"2016-07-21T04:32:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/?p=1149"},"modified":"2016-07-21T10:09:00","modified_gmt":"2016-07-21T15:09:00","slug":"grand-prix-eggs-and-ham","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/grand-prix-eggs-and-ham\/","title":{"rendered":"Grand Prix Eggs and Ham"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day, you and your roommate decide to make breakfast. You really want eggs, so you pull out your frying pan to make some.<\/p>\n<p>Your roommate looks over your shoulder and says, <font color=\"blue\">&#8220;Hey, I don&#8217;t know how to make eggs! Will you teach me?&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p>You say, <font color=\"green\">&#8220;Sure!&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p>So you teach your roommate how to use the frying pan to make eggs. You make some eggs, and they are delicious.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, you wake up late. You walk into the kitchen and find your roommate in the middle of making some eggs!<\/p>\n<p>Your roommate proudly shows you the frying pan he&#8217;s using to cook the eggs for brunch.<\/p>\n<p>You gasp in horror.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"blue\">&#8220;What&#8217;s wrong?&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"green\">&#8220;You used the frying pan to make brunch!&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"blue\">&#8220;Uh, yeah, just like you taught me.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"green\">&#8220;But you&#8217;re supposed to use the cast iron-skillet to make brunch.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"blue\">&#8220;Ins&#8217;t brunch just like breakfast, though?&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"green\">&#8220;Yeah, but brunch always uses the cast iron-skillet.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"blue\">&#8220;&#8230;Isn&#8217;t that a lot of trouble?&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"green\">&#8220;Hm, yeah.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"blue\">&#8220;So why do you do it?&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"green\">&#8220;That&#8217;s how it&#8217;s always been.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To make Grand Prix Trials better, you have to break a few eggs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":63,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"language":[],"class_list":["post-1149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/63"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1149"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1158,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions\/1158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1149"},{"taxonomy":"language","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/language?post=1149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}