{"id":221,"date":"2015-04-01T21:00:15","date_gmt":"2015-04-02T02:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/?p=221"},"modified":"2015-04-08T15:16:44","modified_gmt":"2015-04-08T20:16:44","slug":"bearz-guide-to-bribery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/bearz-guide-to-bribery\/","title":{"rendered":"Bearz&#8217; Guide to Bribery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a topic that I&#8217;ve gotten a lot of questions about and has been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.starcitygames.com\/article\/30128_Analytical-Failures.html\">widely discussed<\/a>, both among players and among judges.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve spent a lot of time thinking about this, and I have some very important advice to give, but it&#8217;s a delicate subject and I wanted to make sure I gave it my utmost attention.<\/p>\n<p>After a great deal of soul-searching, I believe that I have finally found my voice.  I am pleased to present the ultimate Bearz guide to handling bribery and collusion:<\/p>\n<p>[expand title=&#8217;Click!&#8217;]<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/files\/2015\/04\/glacier-grizzly-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/files\/2015\/04\/glacier-grizzly-cover-300x215.jpg\" alt=\"grizzly-don&#039;t-cheat\" width=\"300\" height=\"215\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-229\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/files\/2015\/04\/glacier-grizzly-cover-300x215.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/files\/2015\/04\/glacier-grizzly-cover.jpg 561w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If players are about to collude, show them cute bear photos instead!  That should stop any shenanigans straight away.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Dk0q7qF.jpg\" alt=\"cute bear attack\" width=\"400\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/33.media.tumblr.com\/70ace324f857e47ee1d2832784de5371\/tumblr_msviquJBky1s4xdz1o1_500.gif\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.defenders.org\/sites\/default\/files\/styles\/large\/public\/grizzly-bear-harry-bosen-dpc.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Happy April Fool&#8217;s![\/expand]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Important information about a complicated topic. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":63,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"language":[],"class_list":["post-221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/63"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":232,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions\/232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=221"},{"taxonomy":"language","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/bearz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/language?post=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}