{"id":356,"date":"2014-12-18T18:21:02","date_gmt":"2014-12-18T18:21:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/reports\/?p=356"},"modified":"2015-03-19T04:26:06","modified_gmt":"2015-03-19T04:26:06","slug":"grand-prix-baltimore-take-care-of-yourselves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/reports\/2014\/12\/18\/grand-prix-baltimore-take-care-of-yourselves\/","title":{"rendered":"Grand Prix Baltimore \u2013 Take Care of Yourselves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div class=\"wp-caption alignleft judgeimg\"><a href=\"https:\/\/apps.magicjudges.org\/judges\/dci\/1226316\"><img src=https:\/\/apps.magicjudges.org\/dci\/avatar?dci=1226316&size=200 alt=\"Martha Lufkin, Level 2, Maryland, United States\"><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Martha Lufkin, Level 2, Maryland, United States<\/p><\/div><em><strong>Editor&#8217;s note:<\/strong>\u00a0Here we have\u00a0a parody of \u201cA Visit from Saint Nicholas\u201d, a poem celebrating Christmas. The author\u00a0polled judges there on how they took care of themselves over a long day, and this was the result. Happy holidays everyone!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>December 13-14, 2014<br \/>\n1235 players, Sealed<br \/>\nBaltimore, Maryland, USA<\/p>\n<p>with apologies to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/A_Visit_from_St._Nicholas\" target=\"_blank\">Clement Clark Moore<\/a><br style=\"clear: both; height: 1px; margin: -1px 0pt 0pt; overflow: hidden;\"><\/p>\n<p>Twas the night before Grand Prix and in each judge house<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a flurry of packing, some starting to grouse.<br \/>\nWith compression socks, insoles, and tissues and pills,<br \/>\nWith cough drops and band-aids our cases are filled.<\/p>\n<p>The team lead and crew chiefs were ready to scatter<br \/>\nWhen out on the floor there arose a great clatter.<br \/>\nDid a table collapse or a water main burst?<br \/>\nThey ran to investigate fearing the worst.<br \/>\nBut no need for worry or panic at all,<br \/>\nTwas a judge and his teammates preparing the hall.<br \/>\nWhen we rose from our beds and appeared Saturday,<br \/>\nOur tables were numbered we shouted \u201chooray\u201d.<br \/>\nAbe&#8217;s foresight and efforts had saved us some time<br \/>\nAnd we kept to the schedule with no need to whine.<\/p>\n<p>On Carlos, on Seacat, to a meeting with players,<br \/>\nExplain the new morph rule but don&#8217;t mess with layers!<\/p>\n<p>From the top of the stage to the back of the hall,<br \/>\nTake waivers and product, now dash away all!<\/p>\n<p>Watch out for each other, drink water, take breaks,<br \/>\nFor eating and resting a happy judge makes.<\/p>\n<p>As our shifts neared their ending our spirits were low,<br \/>\nBut our leads cheered us onward \u201cJust two rounds to go!\u201d<br \/>\nIt was then I remembered to practice my smiles,<br \/>\nTell jokes and make bad puns, sort slips into piles.<br \/>\nHave fun, hold a contest, give high fives and more,<br \/>\nKeep spirits aloft as we circle the floor.<\/p>\n<p>And then in a twinkling our shift it was ending,<br \/>\nOut the door with instructions our team leads were sending.<br \/>\nAs we readied our backpacks they gave us the news:<br \/>\n\u201cWe&#8217;ll see you tomorrow, wear comfortable shoes!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Please leave your <a href=\"http:\/\/apps.magicjudges.org\/forum\/topic\/14684\/\" target=\"_blank\">feedback, comments and holiday wishes here<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now, for something a little different &#8211; (L2) <span class='judge-tooltip'><a href='https:\/\/apps.magicjudges.org\/judges\/dci\/1226316' >Martha Lufkin<\/a><span class='avatar'><img width='200' height='200' src='https:\/\/apps.magicjudges.org\/dci\/avatar?dci=1226316&#038;size=200'><\/span><\/span> presents one of the most delightful &#8216;report&#8217; we&#8217;ve ever had on the site to help you get into the holiday mood while picking up some tips on how to take care of yourself!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":129,"featured_media":357,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[28],"language":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gp","tag-martha-lufkin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/reports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/reports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/reports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/reports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/129"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/reports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/reports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":367,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/reports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions\/367"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/reports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/reports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/reports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/reports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=356"},{"taxonomy":"language","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.magicjudges.org\/reports\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/language?post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}